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presentreign:

Everyone IN NY should read this

Everyone who wants to come to NY should read this

Everyone should read this if you’re thinking about NY in any way, shape or form.

7 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

christel-thoughts:

thighetician:

phosphorescentt:

can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

texting all day is not natural

force communication all hours of the day is not natural

All of you, Get a hobby that is not another person. Its vital.

this makes me feel so much better

7 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
7 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
7 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

the-robot-condese:

tiny-little-nebula:

taloa-nashoba:

thatthirstyniggafromclass:

misconceptions about strippers. 

pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.

I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.

Truth.

My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.

And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.

Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows. 

When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections. 

My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.

that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said

7 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
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theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

7 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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7 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

wokenupwithamnesia:

hellaerin:

amordelfriki:

hellaerin:

so i met my soul mate tonight

This is the greatest chat moment ever.

i posted this less than a month ago and it has 100,000 notes. Guys he doesn’t even know.

WHAT AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

7 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

heartyglobe:

filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”

7 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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7 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
colleenclarkart:

This is the only reason I’m happy that summer is ending. My clothes can finally appropriately represent the darkness of my soul.

colleenclarkart:

This is the only reason I’m happy that summer is ending. My clothes can finally appropriately represent the darkness of my soul.

7 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
7 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

spicy-vagina-tacos:

maybe-theres-wifi:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

Guess who just bought a plane ticket to go visit her amazing girlfriend in a month ❤️☺️

but aren’t you a girl

This just in: queer people exist

7 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
wishtorious:


college kids:

Tru

wishtorious:

college kids:

Tru

7 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

charlesoberonn:

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

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7 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE